Dear John - Oh how I hate to write - Dear John I must let you know tonight.

So, we're talking about the golf ball toilet. What is that? It uses 1.28 gallons per flush and it's the toilet with the elongated bowl, and, it's claimed to be virtually clog free - ?? It has the industries largest flush valve and the extra large trap way. If this is appealing enough for you to want to change out your toilets, remember to measure the depth of your doorway, because if there's a door in the way, it might be too long. We recently viewed a home with every john having a golf ball toilet and our buyer was delighted. They put an offer in that home, and it got accepted. Was it the toilet that did it? 🚽

More info here about the golf ball toilet, if you're impressed and want to switch out your toilets, then you can also write a Dear John letter to your current toilet and let them know you found something you like better.